Have I ever told you how much I love Loretta Nall? She is just way too cool.
Apparently things are so grand and wonderful in the state of Alabama, that the attorney general has to look for busywork to keep himself occupied. This means calling for a crackdown on sex toys.
No, no you did not misread that. Douchebag Attorney General Troy King wants to pass a law to make it easier to crack down on stores that sell sex toys. Consenting adults having too much fun in the privacy of their own homes is giving this turdlinger the vapors.
In response, the charming Loretta Nall responds with:
Can I get an AMEN?
I understand how frightening and threatening it must be for Mr. King to imagine that there are people (women!!) that get their rocks off in ways that he finds distasteful and sinful. However, what happens between myself and my tool box is none of your jizzwax.
I endorse Loretta Nall's campaign to send this weenie some...weenies. Fill his mailbox full of sparkling new sex toys.
Apparently things are so grand and wonderful in the state of Alabama, that the attorney general has to look for busywork to keep himself occupied. This means calling for a crackdown on sex toys.
No, no you did not misread that. Douchebag Attorney General Troy King wants to pass a law to make it easier to crack down on stores that sell sex toys. Consenting adults having too much fun in the privacy of their own homes is giving this turdlinger the vapors.
In response, the charming Loretta Nall responds with:
Now, I only have six words to say to AG King about his anti-dildo crusade..FROM MY COLD DEAD FINGERS TROY!!!
Can I get an AMEN?
I understand how frightening and threatening it must be for Mr. King to imagine that there are people (women!!) that get their rocks off in ways that he finds distasteful and sinful. However, what happens between myself and my tool box is none of your jizzwax.
